The Most Spooookky Experienced

For making this story more scary... Pleasee read out loud and read out slowly....

kwak...

kwaak.. kwaak..

A nightingale was shouting outside my room..

Warning people to go to sleep as soon as possible...

I want to sleep but my teacher succesfully makes me keep awake for the sake of my grades...

This nite was the coldest night and the strangest one i think...

That I never have before...

The wind blew so hard... and make me so cold..

so i took my blanket.. and covered my self...

Look like everything goes right...

When the clocks start pointing at 10:00..

I saw a woman...

she was bleeding...

she was creeping on the ground...

crying for something...

she's holding a baby!!!!!!!

For God sake it's only in my imagination!!!

(sorry if you think this is a ghost story..  )

back to real life..

suddenly my right leg become so hurt...

i think the nail is too long so i cut the nails...

when i cut it...

a green liquid flow out and brust i was shocked so i squezee the the thumbs...

suddenly my feet became less painfull...

huaahh thax God... ^^

my feet now is going to be better and better...

 

Stupid Butt Usefull...

The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in
charge. Each organ took a turn to speak up: 

Brain: I should be in charge because I run all body functions. 

Blood: I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen for the
brain.
Stomach: I should be in charge because I process food to the brain. 
Legs: I should be in charge because I take the brain where it
wants to go. 
Eyes: I should be in charge because I let the brain see where
it's going.
Asshole: I should be in charge because I get rid of your waste. 

All the other parts laughed so hard and this made the asshole very mad. To
prove his point, the asshole immediately slammed tightly closed and stayed
that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste whatsoever. 
Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief 
Day 2 - Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly 
Day 3 - Legs got cramps and became unstable 
Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision became blurred 
Day 5 - Blood became toxic and poisoned the body 
Day 6 -The other organs agreed to let the asshole be in charge. 


MORAL OF THE STORY: "NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, OR HOW IMPORTANT YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU WILL FIND THAT IT IS ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE THAT IS IN CHARGE".

06 August 2008

Weew..

Time passed away..

Everything is changing..

My dad's printer is broken... (sorry,not connected)

By who??why??

Of course.. By me lah.. masa with Mulan Jamelah..(Gado2 words) ha2..

Alright,enough for my crispy jokes...

everything seem well while i was typing on my computer..

suddenly..

when i wrote a letter...

when i type it..

Taddaaa.... It is finished!!

(vote: if you think like this "For God sake,this blog is very important and educational! I'm very anthusiastic" please type 'y' and write your name in my comment,and if you think that i'm a stupid freaky asshole just type 'asshole' in my comment. Thax ^^ )

after i typed it brutally.. i want to print it..

but...

tenet...

tennet..

teenenettt

ow man.. i saw this word in my computer "Paper Jam"

mann... And i saw in the printer.. aaaaahhh... I'm very clever... Smart People..

i print it with platic bag not HVS paper..

For God sake i'm sure a TK children know that a palstic bag cannot be print in the printer..

OOOMEEEENNN (owww mann (for clearer))....

and than i'm going out of mind...

and than...

(warning: this blog contains violance activity,children under 17 years old please leave this site)

(kiding bro)

crack..

i'm succesfuly tore down my printer...

Haleluyah..

A little Introduction...

Maybe, i'm not a good writer.. but i will do the best..  My english is very poor.. (FAQ: For depper information ask Mam Lawira My english teacher)

honestly i wrote this blog only for my english assigment..

but now i have some problem.. he2.. i don't care whether you wanna hear or not but i will keep writingg he2..(sorry for forcing you to read this stupid diary but this an preventional action for being crazy)

honestly i like to write things ex: in my school table (ohh i'm a vandal) in my friend clothes (luckily no one know this) ha2.. (just between you and me.. okei??)

Back to  the main topic..

just a little introduction..

my name is full name is Arianto.. if you read reveresly my name is Otnaira..(oh man it isn't important)

ha2.. I have a billions dream.. but i'm not a dreamer.. i will show the world that someday i will reach all my dreams.. ^^

if you like me?? just follow my story day by day....